So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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