called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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