He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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