a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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