what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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