Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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