North Korea, Best Korea!
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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