Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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