I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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