yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I accidentally burped into my bong.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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