Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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