They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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