So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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