3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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