She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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