can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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