booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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