i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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