I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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