You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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