Dual....:-)
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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