i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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