even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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