You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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