i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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