I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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