He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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