yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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