i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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