just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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