also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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