Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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