i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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