I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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