a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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