some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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