ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
