He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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