Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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