And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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