And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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