we're blogging at a bar
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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