I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
