I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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