I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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