Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
