Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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