i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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