why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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