I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he thought i was a dude.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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