How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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